Dear WP template: F#@k off and die

Seriously, why are you being so difficult?

I can’t find one damn reason for you to be putting big fat spaces under the images I place in my lists (which I will be doing A. LOT.). You are being a VERY BAD TEMPLATE, and it’s starting to piss me off. After all we’ve been through, do you really need to pull this petty shit?

Just a reminder that I DO have another template I’m working on. You could be replaced. Yes, it’s in German, but I’m halfway through translating it, bitch, so STFU.

Oh, bollocks. I’m going to bed. You will, like an unwelcome house guest, still be here tomorrow.

I’m-on-top-tonight-whether-Bret-likes-it-or-not-because-by-God-
I’m-mastering-SOMETHING kisses,

SJ

[UPDATE 8/17: It turns out this is a BROWSER issue. I finally happened to visit Chronic Listaholic via Internet Explorer [insert projectile spew], and the text wraps perfectly. Furthermore, most of the older lists I imported from Blogger display correctly. Interesting. So, WordPress, which sometimes promotes Firefox as the browser of choice, includes in their DEFAULT TEMPLATE basic coding which only works in IE. What is up with that shit?]

[tags]WordPress, templates, Templates Behaving Badly[/tags]

5 Responses to “Dear WP template: F#@k off and die”

  1. Caryn Says:

    Okay, I know you’re totally frustrated, but I must say I absolutely adored this post. And don’t think that’s something akin to saying, “You know, you’re really cute when you’re mad.” Even if that’s what it sounds like. I especially loved the part in italics. Hope you had fun. ;)
    As for template annoyances, check your e-mail. I hope what I sent helped, but no guarantees. I know so little about wrapping text around images because I never do it.

  2. Caryn Says:

    That’s really weird. Did you try the hspace thing, though?

    I adore Firefox–even if things display differently in it.

  3. SJ Says:

    I did, and it didn’t change anything. Weird, huh? :s

    Thanks for the suggestion, though!

  4. Caryn Says:

    Hmmm. Sorry to hear it didn’t work. Now at least you know what’s going on.

  5. Kevin Says:

    Heh heh heh. You showed that bitchy little template who’s boss! ;)

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